HP crews: I need to tell you something...? Got any advice?

Question

HP crews: I need to tell you something...? Got any advice?

Answer 1

No, you are quite mistaken.



Nagini is in her cage, and has been locked in her cage since her last attempt to eat Beatrix. She did try, but I stopped her. Sirius was there, and saw me put her in her cage.

She has been safe in her cage since.



Which begs the question...



Where is your baby?

Stop accusing my snake, and find your child!



EDIT: Look at Nagini! Do you see a Beatrix shaped bulge? No!

And nobody is cutting open my snake!



EDIT EDIT:

Narcissa just told me that she has Beatrix, because you asked her to babysit!

I think you owe my Nagini an apology!

Answer 2

Bellatrix Have you forgotten I'm babysitting Beatrix she's fine and healthy ! *holds Beatrix so Bellatrix can see her*



Don't worry she's safe Bella :)



@Bella: Anytime Bella :)



@Sirius: Obviously someone doesn't have a very good memory ... you didn't go drinking again did you Sirius? I've had her most of the day !

Answer 3

You will always have one Sirius with you, remember there's two of them.



Bella, Nagini didn't eat little Bella. She was in her cage all night, I made sure of it. Anyway, if she did. I would be able to see your child in Naginis stomach. Please, don't worry.

Answer 4

Oh Bella, I'm so sorry! I know exactly how you feel, since Fred died in that fight but he's back again! I think you should talk to Beatrix's portrait and ask her to make an account on Yahoo! Answers :)

Answer 5

NO! It's true?



I'm so sorry Bellatrix.I say if Sirius is happy with that, leave him.He clearly has issues.Him being happy with that ,in my opinion, is worse than me leaving Tonks because I did it to protect my son!

Answer 6

Nagini ate Beatrix?



When?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



EDIT:

Ok,Mom! If You needed any help I'm RIGHT HERE!



EDIT:

But it's not late! Snakes swallow, they don't chew!

We have to Bring Nagini to the Hospital.

Answer 7

If Sirius leaves you Bella, you and I could turn gay. I've always considered turning gay for you.Then we can share my daughter with Freddie Mercury, seeing how Severus isn't the father and seems to have a thing for a muggle.



woah woah.......muggle please!You see my last name there? I am married to him, back off!!!









Severus loves me, not you!



I'm going to ignore my perverted mind for now.....seriously, your last sentence, nothing but innuendo!

I'm not using him! We have a daughter together! Besides, James is with Remus!



Earlier Harry, just excuse I'm in the middle of a discussion here

It's that muggle girl on this question, she needs to be dealt with!



Woah, do not tell me to shut up *raises wand menacingly*



:O the nerve! *crucio*! Yeah, who's yo momma?!

*Throws a goblet of pumpkin juice at her* Where's your "already did" now huh?!



Don't make me set my army of Blast Ended Skrewts on you!



Just like that Hippogriff behind you, you mean?



Just like Severus not loving you then!



So are you really going to ignore the fact that Severus protected my son for me for all these years because he still loved me?He wasn't doing it for a laugh!



Well when Severus answers, which I'm pretty sure he will, he can tell you himself - then maybe you will give up chasing him.



Are they? Lol

:o YOU FLOBBER WORM INFESTED BANSHEE! Severus is MINE!



LMAO I like how we are in the middle of this war of words and Voldemort is like OMG my snake did not eat your baby! XD



I believe he doesn't have nipples, he lost them along with his nose.

Answer 8

Damn straight he's got a thing for a muggle!



Lily Lily Lily, don't be jealous. I mean, I'm only a side dish.



For now.



We'll see how long this "love" will last you. And no, it's not a love potion, I just have a splendid personality. You on the other hand seem to just be using him to fill the hole James left.





Shaddup woman, get on my horse.



Already did :P



So you think I don't like the smell of pumpkins, eh? Here, I've been wanting to test my taser. *Zaps*



Oh really? What about those wrackspurts you've got buzzing around your head now? Think that is pure coincidence?



Say what? I don't think you're making much sense. Maybe your head IS a bit fuzzy from the wrackspurts, because you aren't making much sense! There's no hippogriff behind me at all!



Because you're not thinking straight, you must be disillusioned to believe that Severus has, and always will, be in love with you. Fact of the matter is, the first love never lasts. The man's got to grow up sometime.



Do pay attention to your wording. I think you're getting far too flustered about this conversation to really concentrate. You see, I have the high ground. There's no winning here. Just don't forget that he was originally a Death Eater and was planning the demise of your son whilst wanting to protect you. Just because that happened so many years ago doesn't make it hold true now.



Chasing? I'm not doing the chasing here. You've seen it for yourself. He's the one that's followed me around like a little lost puppy dog.



I think so. I wouldn't take it to the bank, though. But shh! Don't snap out of character just yet...!



I mean... YOU FLOPPY WANDED DEMEANTOR BUGGERER! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HAVE HIM!



*Grabs a bite of popcorn before resuming* GO TAKE A NIBBLE ON VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE! (Haha, I couldn't help but laugh hysterically at that.)



Oh, admit it. That last one made you laugh. :)

Answer 9

oh my gosh!!! i so sorry that happened!! :*( nagini...stupid snake! but you should leave sirius if hes gonna treat you like that! ;P

Answer 10

The things I get accused of!



That you would think I ate that plump, blood rich, lump of meat... ahhh!



Well, I wouldn't, because my master wouldn't let me.

Answer 11

I am not leaving you !!

It's voldy's fault .... he didn't lock her in her cage !!

*cries*

*heads to Beatty's room *

*Cries*

NARCISSA when did you take her ????

Sorry Nagini

Answer 12

BELLA! Harry is right! You can still save her! Snakes swallow things whole, not chew!

Go find her!!

Answer 13

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniffles*

POOR BEATTY!!!!!!

*hiccup*

:(

Sirius certainly can't leave you now, of all times. You and him are going to make a new baby! :)



Erm, I'm a muggle too. I hope I'm not a bad one, except for that whole Snape Rape thing and having Severus, well, "visit".







EDIT @ LILY : Ooooooohhhhh! Witch / b*tch fight?!?! OWWW OWWWWW ;)



Wow Snape, way to say anything about the crazy cat fight going on.

Answer 14

Someone needs to kill that snake already. It appears to have a massive appetite for babies, that's not good!

Answer 15

D'awww. Sev-Sev. I love it. I also adore the faces that you put up, Lily. Congratulations!

Answer 16

WHAT?!?!? why did you leave Beatrix alone like this. She's just a baby.

Answer 17

Bella you should just find someone whose worthy of you.

Answer 18

*watches from the corner. afraid to join in, knows will die soon*